Moves like jagger year
Shouldn’t the ballet dancer still be seen in a better light? Even if her ballet career ended and the father of her child left her, she still has a home, friends, and a child. All the skater boy did was play guitar badly in an Avril Lavigne song. Isn’t having a child an important accomplishment? The ballet dancer brought life into the world. She calls up her friends and they go see the skater boy in concert.
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She turns on the TV and sees the skater boy she left behind is now on stage playing guitar with Avril Lavignes band.
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Five years go by and the ballet dancer now has a child, which presumably means her ballet career is over thanks to the surreal standards of the art. Then, she says see ya later to the Sk8er boi.
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It’s a regular Romeo and Juliet, that is, if the play were written by advertising executives for Hot Topic. Sk8er Boi tells the story of a young, headstrong skater boy who falls for a girl who’s into ballet. You can at least say one thing about her, Avril Lavigne at least has a manlier voice than Adam Levine. So from Maroon 5, let’s transition to Avril Lavigne. As far as I can tell, Moves Like Jagger is meant to be a sexy youthful song about hooking up after a night of dancing, yet it could have easily been written by Rush Limbaugh in a romantic mood after popping a few pills.
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If that’s not bad enough, Christina Aguilera makes an appearance on the song where she sings “You know how to make me smile, take control, own me just for the night.” Not only is she okay with being objectified, it makes her happy. He doesn’t want to objectify women like his idol Mick.” Then Levine adds “look into my eyes and I’ll own you.” Oh Adam, if she’s looking in your eyes, how will she see you move like Jagger? But then, it doesn’t much matter much does it, if she’s an object you can own like a car or a house (by the way, while we’re on the subject of buying things, please buy a shirt, anything will do). For example, at one point, Adam Levine sings “I don’t want to control you,” and I think to myself, “oh, that’s good. More than the chorus, I find the lyrics throughout to be pretty lamebrained and objectionable. I’m sure the man’s now more concerned with the regularity of his bowel movements than his dance moves. By Mick Jagger, does the singer mean the Mick that spent the 60s wagging his finger like someone trying to train a toy poodle, or does he mean the Mick Jagger who’s in his sixties and is most likely doped up on painkillers trying to desperately conceal his syphilitic symptoms? If he told a girl he had the moves like Jagger, wouldn’t she be a bit put off, considering how Mick made an entire career of objectifying women with lyrics like “Parachute woman, won’t you land on me tonight?” The sad part is, not even Mick Jagger has moves like Jagger. Who would actually try to pick up a girl by saying he had moves like Mick Jagger? I’d sooner tell a girl I had moves like Mr. Here’s what I came up with after many days of quiet concentration and august meditation.įirst off, with Moves Like Jagger, I find the whole premise to be absurd.
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I had myself a quandary here: which one was indeed worse? Sk8er Boi has lyrics that have been proven to cause irreparable brain cell damage, but Moves Like Jagger has… moves like Jagger. I later kvetched to a friend of mine how Sk8er Boi was so bad it could be played to make kidnappers drop their weapons, and she astutely responded that as bad as Avril’s ditty was, Maroon 5’s Moves Like Jagger was worse. A few days ago, when I thought the music at the gym couldn’t get any worse, I heard from out of the past the Avril Lavigne song “Sk8er Boi.” I thought to myself at once: this is the worst pop song ever. It seems no matter how loud I blast music I like on my iPod, I can’t wholly drown out the ubiquitous caterwauling of Katy Perry and Adele. As I go about my daily life, I can usually avoid all pop music pretty well, but there’s one place where I’m unavoidably saturated in it: the gym. Back when I was an impressionable tween, I used to think “I never want to be one of those old timers who don’t care about new music!” Now I’m proud that I don’t know the melodies to any Justin Bieber songs and I’m not exactly sure who or what Nikki Minaj is. I’m happy to say I’ve finally reached the magic age where pop music doesn’t hold the slightest interest to me.